The ultimate auto-response against skype spam
Ever received stuff like this on skype?
Hey this is Jennifer. Now I am looking for new friends. U can look my photo here: http://meetcontacts.net/girlsafc/ids1d7f/.
Here’s the ultimate auto-response 
yes I know. and you are a fat hairy man sitting on his chair, drinking beer while sending out skype messages to innocent people trying to convince them that you’re a horny girl which will never stop sucking…